Today we looked at a duplex where the current tenants stored all their bicycles and kayaks outside in the carport, chainless and free as squirrels. Then Steve met someone at a bar and I killed time in the breezeway behind this Powerbook that was left unattended for over fifteen minutes. And then I decided to check the UGA crime logs, where I found that in the last week there have been six reported thefts. At a university of 34,000 students. And not only that, but last Wednesday someone found a hundred dollar bill in Myers Hall and turned it in. Of course this is all one giant hoax on the part of every citizen in Athens to make me stop hiding my electronics when I leave my house and I refuse to buy any of it.
Locklessness update
The devil you know.