QueueFAIL
In which everyone inexplicably stands ten feet back from the black loading strip but passive-aggressively shifts their weight when anyone attempts to create a proper line; my passion for silently shaming people into good public behavior was no match for this hardened crew. Luckily, it found an outlet in Businessman With Backpack On Other Seat - no one has ever resisted my "I will stand directly in front of you and beam cluelessly until you move your crap" wiles!
The devil you know.