Bart
BART weightlifting
Look, all I'm saying is if we allow swings and weightlifting and full-spectrum makeup application on public transportation, why not a Starbucks car?
Please control your mini-humans
All loose mini-humans found in the BART system without a handler will be taken to the nearest park or open space preserve and set free.
The inevitable warm weather BART breakdown
For serious: it gets above seventy and you can kiss your prompt arrivals and 26 minute commutes goodbye.
Ouch
The WSJ marketing campaign tries a take-no-prisoners approach to advertising (for non-residents of the Bay Area, the SF paper is The Chronicle).
The secret to a pleasant olfactory experience on BART
I wonder how much one could make selling pungent little dime bags of French roast at the foot of the escalator...
The devil you know.