NPR's Planet Money polls readers on what to call the current economic crisis. Journalistically, I'm leaning towards The Great Recession, but Economageddon is just so darn catchy...
Poor Marcus Schrenker should have consulted the Dealbreaker editors before planning his escape, because they've written what is possibly the most scarily well-thought-out post on dynamic financial fraud evasion you'll ever read.
Do: Lose the wife/girlfriend/boyfriend. Period. Seriously. No, seriously. If you absolutely must include her in your plans (perhaps she was the firm's CFO, will be able to cast serious doubt on your tragic death story, etc.) then make sure to conceal the body well before your arrival in Venezuela.
Did you think there wouldn't be a layoffs widget? You were wrong!
